I was too mortified to experiment with applying pastels and open, innocent expressions to my face, choosing instead to be ironic and good at math.
-Rachel Berger’s 100 days project

I was too mortified to experiment with applying pastels and open, innocent expressions to my face, choosing instead to be ironic and good at math.

-Rachel Berger’s 100 days project

Go The Fuck To Sleep, narrated by Samuel L. Jackson #puregenius

Hell no you can’t go to the bathroom, you know where you can go!? The fuck to sleep.

(Source: chriscarlberg)

all hearts for the man repeller.

all hearts for the man repeller.

What do you mean what do I mean?